Ai, Yi, Yi,Yi...  by Bob Bryant - October 16, 2006

Lyons to be Replaced By Frito Bandito

FOX Sports announced today that for the World Series, the long-retired 'Frito Bandito' will join the announcing team for the World Series. When asked about Hispanic backlash against the Bandito in the sixties, FOX spokesperson Anutter Ratingsloser said, "The Bandit's been off the air over thirty years, reduced to the occasional burrito stand openings and glad-handing at State Fairs throughout the Southwest. He has learned what it means to be shunned and disrespected, so we feel comfortable that he will add a flavor to our broadcasts that will make us all proud."